Guess the Dinosaur.

April 2, 2008

dino.jpgWhat dinosaur CEO/creative principal brings out groups of his creatives on bonding weekends — skiing, fishing, and the like — on his jet… but only brings male creatives? Juniors, mid-level, CDs… doesn’t matter as long as they’re men.

Female creatives at the agency have complained that this gives the male creatives a somewhat unfair advantage - enabling to form a better relationship with the boss.

However, the trips continue as they always have, and even the agency’s HR department has turned a deaf ear to matter.

- Agent C

agencyspy.agentc at gmail dot com

22 Responses to “Guess the Dinosaur.”

  1. Agent C Says:

    10 points to “anonymous.” Congrats.

  2. anonymous Says:

    Stan Richards. Sometimes he gives you assignments on the plane. And you have to follow his every move. There’s no deviating from the schedule.

    And you have to enjoy it.

  3. Tool Hater Says:

    Jack Supple? Same hair but didn’t know he wore glasses.

  4. David Ogilvy Says:

    Again, I don’t understand the coyness. Just say who the fuck it is.

  5. Mr. Whipple Says:

    Wake up, we’re all dinosaurs. Just fax the brief to a creative bullpen in India and be done with it.

  6. Flyer Says:

    I’m a dinosaur/Chairman/principle. It’s not me. I don’t have a jet, and even if I did I wouldn’t think any of my creatives (male or female)would have anything to do with me on the weekends.

  7. Nope Says:

    Has to be Stan Richards.

  8. ElijahP Says:

    Who is Stan Richards?
    I wasn’t the first with right response, but it was in the form of a question.
    What the fuck do I win?

  9. Amanda Fish Says:

    Yell yeah it is Stan.

  10. Tool Hater Says:

    I heard from someone who used to work there Stan was fond of taking naps during meetings. How on earth has one of his cigars not lit yoda on fire?

  11. fatc Says:

    The Richards Group weekend jet getaways for the guys have been going on and known about by anyone familiar with the agency since the early 90s at least. Not saying it’s cool, just that it’s old-beyond-old news and certainly nothing that qualifies for the “blind item,” big scandal treatment. The bigger question for me is, if it bothers you and whoever told you about it so much, why not just address it openly and try to affect some real change that way? Keeping it all rumourlicious and gossipy just reinforces it’s “secret status,” IMHO. Just saying…

  12. ksm Says:

    sounds like a lot of bosses/professors i’ve had just without the plane

  13. well Says:

    What exactly would HR do? Tell the owner of the agency he has to take at least one female employee per trip? This would help them how, other than giving them a brief sense of satisfaction that they forced his hand?
    Friends, if the guy is only interested in bonding with male employees, then no new “rules” about who the boss hangs out with on the weekends are going to change that. Not to belittle the fact that this bugs the crap out of you, but if this is the worst thing about your job, believe me, you’re in a much happier than a lot of us. Male, female or tranny. :-)

  14. well Says:

    What exactly would HR do? Tell the owner of the agency he has to take at least one female employee per trip? This would help them how, other than giving them a brief sense of satisfaction that they forced his hand?
    Friends, if the guy is only interested in bonding with male employees, then no new “rules” about who the boss hangs out with on the weekends are going to change that. Not to belittle the fact that this bugs the crap out of you, but if this is the worst thing about your agency, believe me, you’re in a much happier place than a lot of us. Male, female or tranny. :-)

  15. Diarrhea Medicine Says:

    Working for a senile 70-something year old has-been five days a week is painful enough. Spending the weekend with him is excruciating. I used to work at The Richards Group and have been on the ski trip. Trust me, being female there has its advantages.

  16. Babs Says:

    Sounds to me like Stan is gay. Any sexual harassment of the guys who go on these little jaunts with him??

  17. required_name Says:

    that’s so not sexist, it’s elitist. sexist would be if stan were to take only chicks with him.

    eh, then again … what do I care.

  18. 80's AD GUY Says:

    Does everyone always have to be included in everything now? It takes the fun out of it. So everyone SHUT UP!

  19. Blaaah. Says:

    Not that i would ever work there anyway, but they would have to drag me and my male gender with a team of wild horses to go on something like that.

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  21. De man Says:

    Hmmm - mysoginist CD? Could be any agency in NYC.

  22. De man Says:

    .. but with a jet, so, er, not digital or DM!

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