No Wukkas: The Job Hunt
November 26, 2007
NO WUKKAS – THE JOB HUNT.
1. DraftFCB – Strategy/Planning, Chicago Illinois
Whether or not you want to work at Draft… debatable. However, HighJive nicely pointed out to us that the agency regularly posts its open positions on Craigslist. Like this one: Draftfcb looking for Multicultural Strateig (sic) Planning Director
That’s right. That type-o is really there. In any case, here’s the gist: “We want a person who can artfully lead a team to find the smartest story that answers the assignment. We want a person who is always reshaping the assignment, improving the output, working on the next thing. This person’s understanding of multicultural marketing will allow our clients to make meaningful connections with consumers.”
Get more info here.
2. Interactivate - Media Buyer/Planner, San Diego, CA
They’ve got a cute website with mostly local clients listed on their roster.
- Perform integrated media planning/buying for agency clients with a heavy emphasis in online media (send out RFP’s, organize and negotiate proposed elements from publishers; write media plans and presentations; prepare and issue insertion orders)
- Understand and actively seek media solutions to assist clients in achieving specific goals and objectives
- Manage the advertising scheduling, posting, and tracking in conjunction with compiling weekly performance reports
Implement and maintain optimization efforts for media campaigns by troubleshooting ad delivery and ad performance
- Work with the traffic coordinator in daily responsibilities including maintaining and implementing ad tagging on network of online sites (includes organizing creative specifications for media placements, ensuring correct trafficking, monitoring creative units to make sure they’re running correctly)
Position Requirements:
- 3-5+ years solid online media planning, negotiation and optimizing experience at an advertising agency
- 1-2+ years experience in planning/buying for Traditional and New Media mediums
3. Lapiz – Account Executive, Chicago Illinois
Lapiz, a division within Leo Burnett, just picked up the GMC and Pontiac accounts.
The company is looking for a highly organized, proactive, creative thinker to join our Account team. He/she will have daily contact with the Clients, oversee an AAE in the delivery of integrated communication (includes TV, Radio, Print, Merchandising). Candidates should be versed in overseeing the broadcast production experience, but more importantly, Lapiz is looking for a proactive account person… someone that is going to bring ideas to the team and contribute to all phases of the work.
Required skills:
• 3 years marketing/advertising experience
• Strong strategic skills background
Get more info here.
4. Ogilvy & Mather – Sr. Art Director, Minneapolis, MN
Ogilvy is a deathstar, totally. However, if you get the gig know that your resume will be better off for it and that your paycheck won’t be in jeopardy any time soon. Go apply.
“Your portfolio will reveal a masterful use of HTML, JavaScript, FlashAS, CSS, Photoshop, Illustrator, Dreamweaver and Flash and familiarity with ColdFusion, JSP. Among your strengths will be energy, a roll-up-your-sleeves work ethic, an understanding of current e-mail marketing, and persuasive presentation skills.”
Get more info here.

November 26, 2007 at 9:44 pm
A rollup your sleeves work ethic!!! What the fuck does that mean… Will work for peanuts?
Cheers/George
November 26, 2007 at 9:48 pm
LOL. Dang, i hope they’re paying a salary worth 2-3 different job positions since that’s what they’re asking for. JSP? ColdFusion? AS? Hahahaha. These big agencies need to get a fucking clue.
November 27, 2007 at 2:07 am
cold fusion? action script? those guys have their job descriptions mixed up, that’s a web developer.
November 27, 2007 at 2:22 am
They also forgot to mention you should be able to drive a fork lift truck and a licensed chiropractor. Sounds like a job for Julie Roehm!!!
Cheers/George