Up Next – Paris Hilton
September 28, 2007
Why is it that celebs feel the need to create their own perfumes? Is the narcissism really that bad? Riddle us this – do you want to smell like Brit-Brit? What about Sarah Jessica Parker? Even if you think possibly, maybe that opinion will shift to a definitive no once you see the commercial. Or, ladies… do you want to smell like P. Diddy’s idea of femininity?
If not, why not take a smell test of Paris’ new perfume, Can-Can? Oh christ… wait…. one second. The tears… streaming from our eyes. The laughter… it hurts. Oh boy, it’s called Can-Can! We mentioned that right? She modeled the scent, print and commercial spots after the Moulin Rouge. Does that look like your idea of the Moulin Rouge above? She looks like a Barbie doll trapped in a David Lynch film. Oh boy. Oh boy… You can get some more chuckles by watching the “making of” video over at the Entertainment Tonight website. Enjoy.
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September 30, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Why? Come on, you know why.
Because for about 3 hours of their time they can literally make millions of dollars. And it’s not like Paris Hilton has an integrity to protect or anything. A ho’s a ho.
October 1, 2007 at 7:01 pm
PFFT. If she DID look like a Barbie caught in a David Lynch film it would RULE! She wishes. In fact, I must file this idea away somewhere should I ever work on a beauty campaign, thanks Agency Spy. That ad looks like someone barfed Candy Land all over it.
However, I will admit here, under the cloak of anonymity, that I wear With Love, Hilary Duff, despite disliking her kind of music and general peppiness. It’s a good combo of musky/spicy and sweet. So there.
October 2, 2007 at 4:47 pm
I’m siding with girlwithglasses, she wishes she was in a Lynch film.
Skank by Paris Hilton. You too can smell like you’ve been crying all night in prison.